So you want to know how to shlurple?
You want to know the secret of how to enjoy Vimto at its scrummiest? Ok, you’ll need a glass, a bottle or a can of Vimto to start. Got yours? Great, then let’s begin…
First, lift the Vimto up to your nose and breath in the
fruity aroma. Doesn’t it just get your tastebuds watering!
Next, lick your lips in anticipation. By now, your tongue should be shouting
‘Give me some!’ Ok now, you can take your first sip. But don’t be dainty about it. Take a big sip,
making a huge ‘shluuurrrplllle’ sound as it enters your mouth. You know the noise. The one Mums ask you not to do in restaurants!
Don’t swallow it yet. Make sure you’ve covered every tastebud first.
Wait. You missed that one at the back. His name is Bud and he wants some too!
Now, you can swallow. Letting the
purpley goodness slide all the way down to your tummy. Let out a satisfied sigh (the sigh actually comes from your tummy who was waiting for ages to get some Vimto!).
Then repeat steps 3 to 5 until all your Vimto is gone… You are now a Shlurpler. Well done. How do you feel? Sad? Ah, we understand, your Vimto is all gone. Well, don’t worry there’s lots more. Better now? Great, let’s shlurple again!
